quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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