Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
one might say we're banned from that church
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
