I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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