I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
They took my balls.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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