so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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