Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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