found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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