we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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