you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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