It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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