ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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