it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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