I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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