dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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