i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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