Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Randomize
