Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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