it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
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he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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