I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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