Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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