my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Please, let me fuck your mom
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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