You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
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If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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