What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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