Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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