she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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