weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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