Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
We had sex on a dog bed..
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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