Me too!
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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