Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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