Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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