She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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