this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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