Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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