did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Too much gin, very little bucket
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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