Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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