How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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