we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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