Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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