Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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