I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
They have beer where we have blood.
Randomize
