Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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