What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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