In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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