hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Sorry about my life...
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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