There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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