who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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