SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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