But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
