One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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