dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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