I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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