I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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