he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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