I showed him my bush... on skype.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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